For some reason, t-shirts with English slogans are incredibly popular here. This page will record as many as I can find...

Disneyland (07/05/08) - all spotted on French-speakers.   

• I wanna be your lover (on skinny male youth)
  
• Just because you surf doesn't make you a surfer (now what really struck me about this one was the rose pink colour)
• I feel famous today
• Good girls go to heaven - bad girls go to Amsterdam.
  

Summer 2007 

• Let's sing under the rain (04/10/07) - complete with happy dancing frogs, on the woman who sold us duck pate in Eymet.
• I get the Muppets on a much deeper level than you do (14/09/07) - now, this is cheating, because it was actually worn by an English-speaking friend of mine. But this is the most awesome t-shirt I have ever seen.
  
• Make everyday happy (14/09/07) - more cheating, because this was stitched in sequins onto a handbag! Believe it or not. But I love the way they made "every day" into one word. Seriously, no English native speaker would buy that handbag.
  
• Chill, bro (30/07/07) - Just around the corner from my house. I nearly stopped him and asked him where he bought it!!
• I should have worn Vans (30/07/07) - on the Champs Elysees. For those of you over 25, Vans are a brand of skater shoe. Don't ask me how I know this. Note to self: must stop dating younger men.
  
• It's not the style, it's the content, and I'm content with my style (22/07/07 - Barcelona, although she could have been a tourist)
• Life is a candy (22/07/07 - Barcelona - definitely too mad to be a tourist!)
• This is a 100% Latin Lover Tee (16/07/07 - on a skinny youf in the metro. Needless to say, I did not check his credentials)
  
• F*** art, let's dance (15/07/07 - as I was cycling along the Seine)
  
• Team Captain (30/06/07 - Place de la Bastille after the Gay Pride march)
  
• I’m out of my mind so please leave a message (30/06/07 - Gay Pride march)